| The CollegeMarketPlace.com Guide to Spring Break |
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Inertia Tours specializes in complete college spring break travel packages that are a hassle-free way to book everything you can imagine into one convenient package at an incredible value! The trips listed below always include a place to crash, 14 dine around restaurant meals, and some free drinking hours. An American onsite staff will be at your destination to assist you as well. Sound cool? Click HERE to obtain more free information. Inertia offers the following "road trips" (you drive yourself there) packages:
As well as 'off the chain' International spring break trip packages with airfare included.
Trips with a roundtrip party bus & hotel are available to Mazatlan, Mexico from $449 to $599 per person from various Texas & Arizona college campuses. Sound Interesting? Click HERE to obtain more free information. |
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Want to look your best on the beach during spring break? Well, there is no better place to see the best swimsuits than in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Check out the complete Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Collection where you can view more than 90 world-famous models, exotic pictures, body painting, videos and more. |
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Best-case scenario: You travel; hassle free, with five of your buddies to Utopia for seven days of sun, sex and drinking. You attract more horny girls than a rock star. You get no sleep, a great tan, eat and drink as much as you want and return home disease free. Worst-case scenario: A freak Northeaster snowstorm forces you a lay over in Newark, NJ. You then arrive at your final destination: a tourist-infested beach town offering nothing but prudish girls and $12 pitchers of rotten beer. You go home with herpes, second-degree sunburn and an unwanted tattoo. |
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BEST RETURN SPOT SUPERHOT SPOT TOURIST TRAP WHY MEXICO?
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BEST GUY-TO-GIRL
RATIO |
BEST-KEPT
SECRET JACO BEACH, COSTA RICA |
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PLACE TO SNOWBOARDMOUNT HOOD, OREGON |
GREAT
THONGS OASIS BEACH, CANCUN |
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ONLY TULUM, MEXICO |
MOST
NUDITY BEACH RESORT, MONTEGO BAY |
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LEAVE HOME WITHOUT BAIL MONEY FRIENDS WHO ARE FATTER THAN YOU |
BEST-WET T-SHIRT
CONTESTS |
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GREAT THINGS ABOUT SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TEXAS THE BUS SYSTEM TO AND FROM MEXICO TEXAS WEEK (STATE’S COLLEGE KIDS HAVE BREAK) |
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COOLEST BARS MEET MARKETS BEST WAY TO GO HOME ALONE |
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BIGGEST BREASTS
ON SPRING BREAK |
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